It’s tea-time, dinner time, supper time, whatever you call it - bugger it all, it’s time to eat! I’m famished!  Oh, what’s this? Someone’s left their dinner on the table…

Pilot America: “Uh, UK…”

That’s Captain to you! And don’t butt in, it’s rude!

Pilot America: “But we can’t eat this! It’s not ours! What if they come back for it?”

It’s going cold and they’ll most likely throw it in the bin when it’s cold.  Is it heroic to waste food like that?

Pilot America: “No way!”

And are you one to pass up a burger?

Pilot America: “…No siree, I’ll save the burger!”

**starts munching on the burger**

Good Boy, I’ve taught you well!  I’ll save the chips then, nom nom!

I’m not manipulating my playmate into doing bad things, I’m just giving him a different perspective, heh heh!

(Admin: some time later, the boys got into trouble for stealing my sister’s dinner!)