As a doll, I was completed on 21st August 2011, so I’m 1 year old and 9 months old! I’m the second youngest of our crew, the youngest is Merman America. I also celebrate 4th July like a birthday too. Can I have two birthday parties this year? I wonder if Pirate UK will get me anything…
I’m doing good bro, thanks for asking! Arthur, or “Captain Kirk” as I’ve nicknamed him after Mom went to see Star Trek at the cinema! You know, “Captain Kirk”? Arthur’s last name is “Kirk-land” and he’s a Captain too? Anyway, he’s playing to nurse to our Mommy because she was really sick today, so I’ve been playing with my cat Hero! Isn’t he cute? Here kitty kitty kitty…wait, where’d he go?
Pirate UK: When we saw the screenshots from the BLISS & Nighthawk fan-game “Round around the World”, we thought it would be a laugh to do a little homage to the “Mystic Treasure” section! So, this be it!
There were some “not for kids” screenshots, the last photograph is the closest you’ll get. I be really embarrassed about that one now, I’m off to hide for eternity…
Pirate America: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH….Hey, wait for me! I’m cold and I need a hug…”
(I made this because the plush pirate and crew hit 150 followers! One follower wanted to see Pirate UK getting more hugs and being cuddly, so here you go! I plan to do a short little puppet show in the near future too! The link to the BLISS & Nighthawk “Round around the World” game page is here: http://ratw.xii.jp WARNING: The link leads to over 18 content!)
Ahoy there! We fight all the time, over everything and anything! It’s not malicious fights to the death, but since we live with each other and we be almost in each other’s pockets, competition and some skirmishes happen! I be the Captain, so I win!
Pilot America: “Hell No, I beat you in that last sword fight!”
Pirate UK: “Oh yeah? Have at thee!”
*They start fighting again for a few minutes. Then after a while, they get tired and snuggle in their sleep!*
I don’t feel like being cute today, I be a Pirate Captain and a fierce one at that! Fear me, yargh! Now I’m off to raid and pillage the cookie tin…
(Bless ‘im, how can you fear that face?!)
Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)
Ahem, aye, we, erm, cannot do this one because our wee bodies don’t have “meat and two veg”.
Pilot America: Eh? What about meat and veg? Do you have any food?
Pirate UK: No, no, it’s a turn of phrase! I mean we don’t have “one-eyed snakes”
Pilot America: Snakes? SNAKES! ARGH! WHERE? WHERE!
Pirate UK: Calm down, it’s the ones that men have in their trousers…
Pilot America: THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY TROUSERS?! EEEEEEEEK, GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!
Pirate UK: I didn’t mean it literally, idiot! Nevermind…I meant we don’t have “Captain Winkies”
Pilot America: “Who’s Captain Winkie? Is he a Superhero? Can I dress up as him?”
Pirate UK: Er, not unless you want to dress up as a giant *muffled*
Pilot America: Huh? What did you say? I didn’t hear you!
Pirate UK: I SAID PENIS!
Pilot America: Oh right…….ha….ha ha….ha ha ha…hee hee!
Pirate UK: What’s so funny?
Pilot America: You said penis!
Pirate UK: …you’re such a child….*face palms*
(“meat and two veg”, “one eyed snake” and “Captain Winkie” are all slang names for men’s private parts in the UK!)
After a few minutes of “parlay” (America begging me not to throw him head first off the chair, hugging and promise of cake), I forgave my shipmate for his “glomping” error. Now we be plotting how to steal hearts at SunnyCon 2 next weekend, heh heh!
Pirate/Pilot America: “Hey, you said the chocolates were for me!”
Pirate UK: “I said the flowers were for you, I said nothing about the chocolates though!”
Pirate/Pilot America: *very sad face and kicked puppy pout*
Pirate UK: *groans* “All right, all right, I’ll share them with ye!”
Pirate/Pilot America: “WOOHOO! You’re the best Artie!”
*tackle hugs Pirate UK off the pillows, off the bed and onto the floor with a crash!*
Pirate UK: “Ow, I think I broke something…”
Pirate/Pilot America: “What?!”
Pirate UK: “Ah… we broke the chocolates!”
Pirate/Pilot America: “…Oh well, nom-nom-nom” *they race to eat the chocolate*
THE END. HAPPY MUSHY NONSENSE DAY!