Ask Pirate UK plush & Crew
Ahoy Arthur! I may not be able to offer an answer to ye troubles, but I be here if ye need a hug!

asksnakeengland:

Thank you, Mr. Pirate. I’ll need it for what I’m going to talk to my owner about later.

Ye be very welcome, and Good Luck!

Pirate UK: “There were heart-shaped cookies? When? Where?! Why didn’t ye tell me!”

Eren Jaeger: “Woah, he turned into Sasha Braus! Maybe I should hide my pudding…meat…potatoes…actually, hide ALL the food!”

Link: *just shakes his head in disappointment and crosses his arms*

Britannia Angel: “As your resident Angel, I highly advise against such acts of gluttony! What if you transform into the Cookie Monster?!”

"I know what this is!" (For the Muse reaction meme)

ask-mattie-williams:

ask-mattie-williams:

"Really? Cause I can’t seem to figure out what this contraption is." 

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Holds up what looks like a propeller but doesn’t seem to belong to a ship. 

askpirateukplush:

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Pilot America: I hope I can put it back together too, my plane is my pride and joy! I usually ask Britannia Angel to wave his wand and fix the plane in a flash.  But he said no this time and that I gotta take responsibility for my own stuff!  We got tools like spanners, screw-drivers and plenty of grease.  I just need some back up when we put the propeller back in…um….

*goes very shy*

"couldyouhelpmeprettyplease?"

Giggles and nods patting the plushes back. “I can help you no problem! I don’t know how to put a plane back together but tell me what I need to do and I will do it for sure!” 

Pilot America: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Thanks Mattie! We just have to screw the Propeller back in the front! If you can hold the propeller in place, I’ll use our big spanner on it! You OK with that?”

"I know what this is!" (For the Muse reaction meme)

ask-mattie-williams:

askpirateukplush:

ask-mattie-williams:

"Really? Cause I can’t seem to figure out what this contraption is." 

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Holds up what looks like a propeller but doesn’t seem to belong to a ship. 

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Pirate UK: “Aye, Aye, ye be right! It doesn’t belong to my ship, but it does belong to a certain plush’s aeroplane…”

Pilot America: “Hey, that’s the propeller from the front of my plane! I kinda had an accident and lost a piece but didn’t know where it went! Thanks a lot Mattie!”

Staring at the propeller the young blonde chucked handing the propeller to America. “I’m sorry about your plane, I hope you can put it back together. Would you like some help?” 

Pilot America: I hope I can put it back together too, my plane is my pride and joy! I usually ask Britannia Angel to wave his wand and fix the plane in a flash.  But he said no this time and that I gotta take responsibility for my own stuff!  We got tools like spanners, screw-drivers and plenty of grease.  I just need some back up when we put the propeller back in…um….

*goes very shy*

"couldyouhelpmeprettyplease?"

Pilot America: “We haven’t hurt anyone and our human family think it’s funny when we play Pirates in front of them, so it’s all good! I became a Pirate originally to surprise my playmate Pirate UK a few Christmases ago. It made Artie so happy, I carried on dressing like a Pirate and joined his crew! Making my Pirate playmate happy, makes me feel like a heroic Pirate! Or a Piratey Hero!” 

"I know what this is!" (For the Muse reaction meme)

ask-mattie-williams:

"Really? Cause I can’t seem to figure out what this contraption is." 

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Holds up what looks like a propeller but doesn’t seem to belong to a ship. 

Pirate UK: “Aye, Aye, ye be right! It doesn’t belong to my ship, but it does belong to a certain plush’s aeroplane…”

Pilot America: “Hey, that’s the propeller from the front of my plane! I kinda had an accident and lost a piece but didn’t know where it went! Thanks a lot Mattie!”

Pirate UK: Oh dear, I think ye broke Pilot America with that question! For the record, my favourite be a 99 Flake! (Vanilla scoop in a wafer cone with a Cadbury’s Flake sticking out of the ice-cream and raspberry sauce)

Admin: “They’ve gone to bed sweetie-pie, and so should you!”

Pirate UK: “But…but…I-“

Admin: “No buts, sleepy-time babby!”

Pirate UK: “Harrumph! Barnacles! Pirates don’t need sleep!”

Admin: “You can cuddle with me?”

Pirate UK: “…Fine.  But I be stealing the pillow, the duvet and all of ye hugs, yarr!”

Pirate UK: “Aye, Link can wiggle his ears! We can also tell how he be feeling just by his ears too.  If his ears droop, he be feeling sad or ill.  And when his ears stick up in alarm, it be a sign t’ batten down the hatches and get the swords out! Or run away…”