Pirate UK: “I be planning to invade- er I mean “invite” myself to a wedding tomorrow. Young Eren Jaeger shall be my minion to assist me. But first, lets crack open a bottle of Bubbly, watch some telly, eat chocolate and bounce around on the bed!”
Ahoy me hearties, old friends and new follwers! Captain Arthur Kirkland here, but ye also know me as Pirate UK! I have a few announcements to make, ahem!
1) My official wedding to my plush playmate has been postponed for now, because the Mun be ill now and needs my help. I be no doctor but I do offer cups of tea and hugs! We will have this wedding with the Plushie Pirate crew at a later date and I will show ye the photos. Most likely next week!
2) I be attending Alcon 2014 at De Montfort University, Leicester, UK in September with Link and Eren Jaeger. We’ll be in the Hallway of the Queens Building on Saturday 6th and Sunday 7th. If ye see us wandering around with the Mun on Thursday and Friday before that, do come over and say hi - I will be expecting hugs from ye, yo ho ho!
Pirate UK: “I just cannot seem to stop collecting pets! This be my latest addition, a tiny Colossal Titan! What’s that ye be sayin’ Eren? Titans eat people?! Well, that could come in handy if other pirates come to invade my ship, mwa ha ha haaaa!”
Pilot America: “And that Ladies and Gentlemen, is why I cast British actors as villains in my Hollywood movies!”
Pirate UK: “Duly noted me hearties. And thank ye ask-the-ameripony for the congratulations! So the decision be unanimous then: Pirate Outfits it shall be then!”
Pilot America and The Americans: “Aw, no Super hero outfits?”
Pirate UK: “Do ye want to melt in the summer heat by wearing a Spandex suit me dear? I mean, ye can if ye want to but really?”
Pilot America: and the Americans: “…Hmm, well…”
Pirate UK: “Ye Pirate outfit has shorts so ye can go for a swim at t’ beach or a ball pit…:
Pilot America and the Americans: “GASP! SWIMMING?! PIRATE OUTFITS IT IS THEN, YAHOO!”
Pirate UK plush: “Tea and biscuits as Wedding party favours? Don’t mind if I do, yo ho ho! *steals admin’s party favour from a recent wedding!*
Ahoy me hearties! I be on holiday right now, no Pirating, no stealing, just…relaxing and enjoying the sunny weather at home! I have no conventions to be at this month, because weddings we plan to sneak off to be happening, heh heh.
Actually, we will be holding a wedding here at home soon, Pilot America and myself will be redoing our vows in front of the Plushie Pirate Crew! Britannia Angel will do the blessing, Merman Alfred will be Pilot America’s Best Man and Footballer Iggy will be my Best Man. Link will release fairies instead of doves. Princess Zelda will play us some music and provide fireworks with her magic, huzzah!
I’m a bit concerned about young Eren, I think he be in cahoots with Pilot America. They be whispering, sword-fighting, then running away suspiciously when I catch them! I hope they not be planning something daft…
We would like ye help though. We still be deciding whether to have a Pirate theme wedding or all smart suits. What do ye all think we should wear?
I took a ‘selfie’ with Captain UK, we’re all Pirates again tonight! What’s that funny sound Pirates are supposed to say again? Yarr?!
It not be funny, ‘yarr’ is supposed to be intimidating! Loud and scary and such like…do we look scary and intimidating folks?
We wouldn’t be a Plushie PIRATE crew if we didn’t get treasure to bring home now, would we?! Here be our “con swag” from MCM Manchester Comic Con! I like my magical creatures, so I invested in a comic called “Jellybean” by artist sophira-lou, a delightful Shark-lady called “Shelly” by Chaotica-chan and a certain pretty pony called “Princess Celestia”…
Link be holding the latest MyM Mag with him on the cover for his new game “Hyrule Warriors” and art prints by artist naniiebim!
Eren got the biggest share this time, he got Bryce Papenbrook’s autograph, a mug, artwork by Chaotica-chan and charms! I not be jealous though…ye can’t beat a Unicorn Princess with wings, yo ho ho! She be so cute!
Date: 20th July 2014. Location: MCM Manchester Comic Con, Manchester Central, Manchester, UK.
Day 2: Eren met his voice actor Bryce Papenbrook and was almost eaten for lunch by the Female Titan! We found the Pokemon trainers and a Shiny Gyarados too. Link made friends with more Princesses and… The Ghostbusters?!
Date: 19th July 2014. Location: MCM Manchester Comic Con, Manchester Central, Manchester, UK.
Day 1 of the convention: I make friends again with Jack Sparrow and my nation! Link found Princess Zeldas to hug, a Majora’s Mask pillow that was bigger than he was and prodded and poked by two curious Jawas!
We were at the “Challenge Accepted!” Stall…mainly being cute and waving at people as they passed by, yo ho ho!